In Cyprus the sky is blue - and the karaoke is very loud

The sea looks wonderful, the sunrises and sunsets are glorious.
However the karaoke outside my bedroom window is very loud - to say nothing of off-key. I was also a little surprised to find a fish and chip shop next door called Mr Cod! It all seems a little bit like Amsterdam where all the cafes served "full English breakfast"
... hmm ... and they say travel broadens the mind.